absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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