there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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