nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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