I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
A+ Viking dick
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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