they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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