Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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