So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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