Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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