Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I think a kid would responsible me up
You made out with two different species that night
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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