Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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