Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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