Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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