Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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