So drunk, too bad you don't want this
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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