the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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