I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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