3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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