We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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