My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
nutella sex= disaster
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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