I didn't shave. On purpose
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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