all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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