apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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