we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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