I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Randomize
