come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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