i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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