What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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