shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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