How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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