my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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