Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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