yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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