My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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