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(212): View more from New York

the recession has oofficially hit my standards.

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(518): View more from New York

I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.

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(708): View more from Illinois

We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.

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(208): View more from Idaho

dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here

(1-208): View more from Idaho

what the hell does that mean?

(208): View more from Idaho

nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?

(1-618): View more from Illinois

Proceed with caution.

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(435): View more from Utah

The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.

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