I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess