too bad you live with your parents still
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son