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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.