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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...

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• (904): View more from Florida

  i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.

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• (+33): View more from France

  I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Sooooo, no second date?

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• (716): View more from New York

  You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?

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