the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I need moral support for this bender
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.