would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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