question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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