Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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