let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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