After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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