He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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