i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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