I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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