K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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