HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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