That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize