what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
