he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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