I think scott just propositioned me for sex
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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