youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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