i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We are two peas in an std pod
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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