No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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