where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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