you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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