it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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